Oh darn, now I have to go to an ATM. Really, you little fuck, you realize that it literally takes NO SKILL to fish around in someone’s wallet and steal shit? If I didn’t think everyone in my gym class was dumb before, I do now. Any idiot with an arm (you dont even need two) could steal money from someone’s bag. Oh, even better, I had my credit card, passport, iPod, and my personal journal in my purse all left untouched. Did you really want to piss me off? You could have at least put some fucking effort into it. You just made things slightly inconvenient for me for about ten seconds. Why don’t you go buy ugly ass shoes from journey’s with my twenty dollars. It doesn’t matter. You aren’t going to amount to anything. Enjoy student loan debt, you fucker.
